The Rohan Chat Room
By Mel Baggins:

From: Wormtounge, Grima (worm@ rider.mrk)
To: Saruman (whity@ orthanc.bad)
Subject: Operation Failed

Meet me in the chat!!!

-Worm
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***Starting Java***
***Welcome to Rohan!Chat***
**Worm Enters the Chat**
Worm Says: Are you there?
Worm Says: Helooooo?
**Whity enters the Chat**
Whity Says: Worm?
Worm Says: Yeah, I'm here...
Whity Says: Well, what is it? I'm a little busy right now breeding more Uruks...
Worm Says: Gandalf and his cronies came by. Theoden well. Kicked me out of Rohan. I am in need of assistance.
Worm Says: Dire need.
Whity Says: *pause*
Whity Says: *smirk*
Whity Says: *slow chuckling*
Whity Says: MWAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!!
Worm Says: *heavy sigh*
Whity Says: HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worm Says: *head in hands*
Whity Says: *still laughing*
Worm Says: AL RIGHT! it's not *that* funny!
**Eomer enters the Chat**
Worm Says: *cowers in a corner*
Whity Says: Oh, perfect...
Eomer Says: WORM!!!!
Eomer Says: I know you're in here...You've been banished from Rohan!
Worm Says: But I'm not *in* Rohan!
Eomer Says: Then why are you still using the Rohan Chat? Hmm? And the e-mail?
Whity Says: Yeah, about that, Worm,
Whity Says: I'm looking into getting you an address @orthanc.bad, but you know Orcs, they work so terribly slow...
**Eowyn enters the Chat**
Worm Says: *perks up*
Eomer Says: What are you doing here, sis?
Whity Says: *mutters under breath* probably saying goodbye to lover boy over there... *points at Worm*
Eowyn Says: *glares at Whity*
Eowyn Says: I'm here to find out what Grima has done with Uncle's favorite bath pillow
Worm Says: I'll never tell! *crosses arms and turns away*
Whity Says: WORM!!
Whity Says: You nearly destroyed their country
Whity Says: the least you could do is give the man his bath pillow
Worm Says: *I* nearly?
Worm Says: What about you, Mr. 'Uruk-Army'?
Whity Says: *hands up in defence* Hey, I was just taking advantage of the situation
Whity Says: which you so graciously provided
Worm Says: Yeah, for you! Getting me kicked out of Rohan...*mutters*
Whity Says: Why don't you come on back and you can have a beating..
Worm Says: A WHAT?!?
Whity Says: MEETING...sorry, typo..
Worm Says: yeah....right...
Eomer Says: This still doesn't solve the problem of you two plotting the destruction of Rohan on our own chat system...
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Eomer Says: *groans* Oh, I hate these things...
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Eomer Says: *grieved Sigh*
Eowyn Says: We really should ask Uncle to get rid of those people...
Eomer Says: *nodding* mm-hmm...
Eowyn Says: So, Uhhm...bath pillow!!!
Eowyn Says: Well?!?!?
Worm Says: You don't really expect me to tell you, do you?
Whity Says: *raises hand threateningly* Worm.....
Worm Says: What do *you* care? We're supposed to be evil and you want to give the king his bath pillow?
Whity Says: If we're going to kill them all, we could at least be nice about it
Eowyn Says: ?
Eomer Says: ?
Worm Says: ?
Whity Says: *sighes and rubs temples* You guys have *no* idea, do you?
Eomer Says: *slowly shakes head*
Whity Says: Just tell her where the stupid pillow is, Worm!
Worm Says: *sigh* fine!
Worm Says: It's in my sock drawer
Eomer Says: *snicker* better sterilize it when you find it, sis ;)
Eowyn Says: brb
Worm Says: ha ha ha *SO not amused*
Whity Says: What kind of sissy uses a bath pillow, anyways?
Worm Says: *snicker*
Eowyn Says: *removes HAZ-MAT gloves* Found it!
Worm Says: And what do we say?
Eomer Says: ...I'm not going to kill you?
Worm Says: That will do
**Eowyn leaves the Chat**
Worm Says: Where's she going?
Whity Says: Away from you ;)
Whity Says: Oops! I didn't mean to press 'return'! Stupid treatcherous keyboard!
Worm Says: *impatiently tapping foot*
Eomer Says: Well, uhhm..I'm going now...
Eomer Says: You two find another chat system...I'm shutting down your memberships!
Whity Says: Awwww! Now I have to bug the computer orcs to make me a Bad!Chat! *heavy sigh*
**Eomer leaves the Chat**
Worm Says: Well, I guess it's just you and me
**Whity leaves the Chat**
Worm Says: *heavy sigh*
Worm Says: :P @ Whity
Worm Says: :(
Worm Says: {[:-)
Worm Says: 8-) 8^)
Worm Says: :D
Worm Says: 8^) LoL! That's great! 8/\) *giggle*
**Worm leaves the Chat**

-MB

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