Jokes

Jokes:
Person one: Knock knock!
Person two: Whose there?
Person one: Hobbit!
Person two: Hobbit who?
Person one: Hobbit you let me in?


Legolas: Hey, Gimli!
Gimli: What do ya want, Elf?
Legolas: Knock Knock
Gimli: Fine, Who's there?
Legolas: Toss
Gimli: This had better not be what I think it is (muttering), Toss Who?
Legolas: Toss You!
Gimli: Why, I oughtta...!
Legolas: Uh... BYE!!!
(JJ Bray)


When Peter Jackson went up to get his Oscar he took it in his hands and said "My precioussss."
Then Elijah Wood ran up and snatched it away shouting- "I will take it!" Then Mr. Jackson snatched it back saying- "It's mine I found it it came to me."
Another producer steps forward-
"There's no need to get angry."
And Elijah buts in "What do you know about it?"
(Ida)


The 4 hobbits go up to a store and look at a sign. They go away, depressed. Why? The sign says,"no shirt, no shoes, no service."
(KK)


"An Elf walked into a bar. The Dwarf laughed and walked under it." (Reasonably Crazy)


You Know You're a Hobbit If:
You know you're a hobbit if you can still play at Mcdonalds at age 25.

Leg waxing includes your feet too. (Ches)

You find that seven meals a day just isn't enough to fill you up. (Ches)

You can eat nine meals a day and still walk through a door that's not round. (Eleniel)
You're not ashamed to eat a second helping. Or a third. Or a fifth... (shire-rose)
You have second breakfast. (Erik)



Famour Last Words:
- "Common' Aragorn took on 100 orcs....so why can't we?" (Psg188)
- "We can take em'" (Psg188)
- "It doesnt LOOK poisonous" (Psg188)
- "Its a what? a balrog? im sure he's just misunderstood" (Psg188)
- "Nice orcs, nice orcs, wanna treat?" (Psg188)
- "AHHHH!!!! GET 'EM OFF!!!! GET'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFF!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*gasp*HHHHHHHHHHHH" (Ara)
- "It's oursss, preciousss! It is ourss at last!" and then go plumeting down into the Cracks of Doom. (JJ)
- "The sword doesn't look that sharp!" (Elentari)

Okay, so it's really cheesy, but what can you say? We have a few more we'll be adding soon, but we can still use your help. If you have a funny joke, send it to us and well put it up.

Some good ideas are "famous last words" (related to middle earth like: It's only a small dragon!) or "you know you're a hobbit if..." etc. Knock knock's are welcome too!

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